Classic Consulting Quotes

Me: "Hey Jimmy [Our MBA Intern], is conference room A available for us to use?"
Jimmy: "No, it's already booked."
Me: "Hmm... [suspecting an intern moment] can you see who has it booked?"

[Jimmy goes to talk to the receptionist who reserves conference rooms, then comes back.]

Jimmy: "Uh, we do. I booked it for us this morning."