Who Knew SEC accepted Decks for filings?

What do you think is saddest about this Yahoo Filing with the SEC from June 2008:

1. That it's a word document translated into bullet point format in the worst possible way
   
   
2. That it argues "Microsoft's offer for $31 per share... substantially undervalued Yahoo!"
   
   
3. That it pushes for an alternative deal with Google, a direct competitor
   
   
4. That Google walked away from the deal last week, leaving Yahoo at the alter like the ugly bride she is.

Beautiful and lazy women know to marry young, when their assets are at their highest valuation, before their assets depreciate over time due to the effects of gravity.