Wednesday, December 10, 2008

What to put on a consulting resume (part 3 of a continuing series)

In my years of being involved with MBA recruiting, I've never been able to hire a former special forces operator, but I've been dying to come up with the right reason. My list of added capabilities to the team:
  • Calling in a JDAM strike on the plant we're looking to close
  • Fast Roping out of the VPs office when we've totally blown some analysis by using wrong assumptions
  • Pilot a UAV into finance to get the headcount data they're withholding from us
  • Knowing how to disable a client 74 ways with his left index finger
To you, unnamed candidate sir:  I may not be able to hire you, but I wish I could.

1 comment:

S.T. Nicholas said...

Ho ho ho, Ninja!!

Don't ask me how - but I can tell you've been a good consultant this year!

So, here's an early xmas gift...

www.ifsantahiredconsultants.com

Regards,

S.T. Nicholas


P.S. See if you can find me on LinkedIn!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008